End-of-Season Hail Mary

I hunt to exhaustion at the end of every duck season, in search of one elusive thing.

It happens every year. After carefully pacing myself for the first two months of duck season, I go completely insane in the final month and start putting a LOT of time and effort into hunting.

The freezer is always full of fish and game at this point, so if I had any sense whatsoever, I’d sleep in and start doing the yardwork that starts feeling urgent a…